this girl’s a silhouette, can't you see?

This girl is the wild smile, the icy stare She’s the crackle of the static, she’s the curses, she’s the prayers... This girl is the shaking hand, the rattling cup With a button and a note saying things are looking up. -------- Larabelle. 25. Australian. Music. Art. Cosplay. Steampunk. Sci-fi. Anxiety. Broken but okay. Lost but being found. Still learning who I am, and why I'm here.
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Posts tagged "funny"

gingerhaze:

Thranduil Embarrasses His Kid By Showing Up To Pick Him Up On His Elk: Part 2

fairytalesfor20somethings:

robin hood and little john were walking through the woods looking for some rich people to steal from. robin hood wanted to tell his friend about some things on his mind, but they were the same things he’d been stressing about since they were teenagers, and he thought he should really be over them by now. they kept walking silently and it hit robin hood: is this how you get old? you slowly just stop talking about things?

It’s not stalking to watch her sleep if you fall asleep watching a movie.
It is stalking to watch her sleep if you’re standing outside her window with night vision goggles.
a Facebook discussion board. Remember when Facebook had discussion boards?

Once I get past how FREAKING CREEPY I sound.

I rarely say anything coherent, but there’s usually a few words that make sense. and lots of mumbling.

And it makes me laugh.

Last night I had 5 different clips between midnight and 4am were I actually said words.

I’ve done three nights in a row, and there’s been at least one clip of words each night. I apparently talk in my sleep A LOT.

Subtle like a drawbridge
Tash, a friend from college, talking about someone being really UNsubtle. Because nothing is less subtle than a drawbridge. 

tiny puppies.

for Sarai <3

I&#8217;m crying. actually. how am i even typing i can&#8217;t see. 
THE GAUNTLET WILL INCREASE IN DIFFICULTY WITH EACH SUCCESSFUL SLUG

I’m crying. actually. how am i even typing i can’t see. 

THE GAUNTLET WILL INCREASE IN DIFFICULTY WITH EACH SUCCESSFUL SLUG

(via weepycreep)

  • Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
  • Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
  • Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
  • Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.